Category: Joke Board
The Top 13 Updated Answers to
"Where Do Babies Come From?"
13> "I'll put it this way: Ever seen one of the movie 'Alien'?"
12> "Recycled dead people."
11> "Hell, if I knew that, you wouldn't be here, now, would you?"
10> "From artificially inseminated bohemian ostriches. Now can
I watch SportsCenter in peace?"
9> "One day your mother was working in the lab, when she was
bitten by a radioactive baby."
8> "I know this much, son: Mommy tenses up whenever *I* try to
go in there."
7> "I personally believe that U.S. American babies are adopted
from, um, other nations like such as uh, South Africa, and
uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that
they should, uh, our babies over here in the US should
help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able
to build up our future, for us."
6> "Jesus kicked you out of Heaven because he wanted some quiet."
5> "Mommy texted 'O' to Daddy and he texted back 'O~~~' and nine
months later you appeared on the cell phone bill."
4> "Just a minute, I'll show you. HONEY, CAN YOU COME IN HERE
A MINUTE?"
3> "Every once in a while there's a stem cell that isn't needed
for anything else."
2> "When two people love each other very much, one slides his
foot underneath the partition of the bathroom stall and
a short time later the policeman delivers him a present."
and the Number 1 Updated
Answer to "Where Do Babies Come From?"...
1> "Well-trained dingoes."
Hahaha. I liked number six. LOL.
Just fucking roflmao!
<lol> My personal favorite is #3.
No caddy response, just one minor question. Why thirteen?
Good list Becky, please keep posting those lists of yours, I love 'em so much.
And, how's your cat?
Bob
lol number 5 is from that dumb miss universe chick lol
lol... like them all...they are awsome!
lol, I liked number 4!